If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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