is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Randomize
