when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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