My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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