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You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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