did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I smell like Dick and happiness
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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