We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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