soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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