I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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