After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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