i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm at about main and main street
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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