Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?