I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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