Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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