Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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