I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I fill condoms, not promises.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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