Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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