So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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