Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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