Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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