Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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