I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm getting married
To pizza
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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