Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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