You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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