i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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