Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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