she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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