You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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