She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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