i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We have so much sex to catch up on
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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