If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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