We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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