would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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