I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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