i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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