I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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