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Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?

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(614): Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something? http://tfl.nu/rkwq

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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?

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(404): I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of? http://tfl.nu/2d4m

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her

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(203): Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her http://tfl.nu/iis3

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(954): View more from Florida

Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.

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(954): Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/pltj

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.

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You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.

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(413): I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date. (215): You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds. http://tfl.nu/2p7v

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(919): View more from North Carolina

my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.

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(919): my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now. http://tfl.nu/dua1

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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.

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(707): Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room. http://tfl.nu/g35c

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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?

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(615): If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen? http://tfl.nu/ze7l

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(352): View more from Florida

My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.

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(352): My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone. http://tfl.nu/x5d3

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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.

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(314): I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from. http://tfl.nu/x0kt

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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.

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(770): Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever. http://tfl.nu/w4kd

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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.

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(707): At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon. http://tfl.nu/h8sp

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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...

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(937): The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night... http://tfl.nu/fmz0

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(302): View more from Delaware

Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio

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(302): Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio http://tfl.nu/5lxt

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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.

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(813): So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love. http://tfl.nu/qno1

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