those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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