I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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