You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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