The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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