Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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