You just made me feel so damn special
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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