my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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