make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
