I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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