Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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