he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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