were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I will be naked everywhere
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize