i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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