Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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