STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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