I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?