I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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