Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.