I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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