i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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